Thursday, 26 February 2009

Highstreet Honeys: A dream come true?

thisiscornwall.co.uk ran a story today of local ‘beauty’ Charlotte Thompson being shortlisted in FHM’s Highstreet Honeys competition.

The first two comments realised word for word what both sides of my brain was thinking.

The first was less outraged, more disappointed, that the ambitions of a young woman with her whole life ahead of her should rest soley in being conceived as a ‘honey’ in the eyes of men.

The second ran the ‘good on her’ line. Why shouldn’t she make a buck or two out of her looks?

But the idea of becoming a ‘Highstreet Honey’? Just because I’d rather peel my eyes out and set fire to my breasts before I did such a thing, doesn’t mean Charlotte has the same ideals.

Charlotte has been brought up in a world where being a ‘celebrity’ is a career choice – something one aspires to be alongside ‘doctor’, ‘lawyer’, ‘musician’, or ‘journalist’.

But making one’s fortune in Cornwall is a tricky business. Opportunities are fewer and further between than elsewhere in the country. So I wish her luck, while holding tight my reservations.

I hope she remembers herself for something other than looks alone. I hope she doesn’t take personally the comments against her choice, for women have had the vote not yet a century, and have fought hard for her freedom. I hope.

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Wednesday, 4 February 2009

A woman's place is in the home?

When I was fresh faced out of uni, I worked on a BBC TV show called A Family of my Own, which came under intense scrutiny by those labelling it 'Pet Rescue for kids' - esentially a show highlighting the amount of kids looking to be adopted in the UK, and how to go about starting the complicated procedure of adopting. It seemed like a worthy cause, but there is always a reason for people to get their knickers in a twist.

So it was with no surprise that when Channel 4 aired Boys and Girls Alone last night, there would be the odd hairy moment as sticky-beaks and serial-complainers alike did their best to take it off the air, with it's own special label of 'Big Brother for Kids'.

A group of girls and a group of boys were placed in separate communities away from parents, school or rules, to see whether The Lord of the Flies would, indeed, happen.

And my, wasn't it interesting?

While the girls began in style, chosing rooms, painting walls, baking cakes, the boys literally played until they dropped - settling eventually down to a tea of cold beans and dry pasta (none of them knew how to cook), drank a few mugs of Coke Cola, then passed out exhausted at about 10pm.

The girls mean while, had decided that no amount of DIY SOS or Ready Steady Cook would keep the peace, and warred with each other until the early hours - big girls vs little girls - big girls bullying their way into the psyce of the less popular, tormenting, demonising.

In an alarming twist they then scribbled what can only be described as twisted messages from the dead on the walls of their enemies, and tried to pass off the grafitti as a peace-offering.
Both groups ended up realising somewhere along the way, and the boys endeeringly came up with a list as sensative as to include 'no animal hurting', but the girls couldn’t agree long enough for the rules to ever get written.

How marvelous and insightful journey into the scocialisation of the different genders. Mothers confessed to still doing everything for their sons, while preparing the girls for independence and self-sufficience. How the girls, seemingly the better prepared, then almost self-destructed with the responsibility of it all, while the boys simply played and starved.

Are we treating our kids differently in comparison to their gender? Are we still teaching boys to rely on their future wives to cook clean and organise the home? Or is it nature?

My mother always reminised that although she would give my brother and I idential toys, I would without fail always end up 'homemaking' with the dolls, while my male counterpart would fashion a gun out of sticks and dedicate himself to turning the local woodland into an imaginary war-zone. Is this simply what the different genders are hard-wired to do?

Thursday, 29 January 2009

In an email

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!

Monday, 26 January 2009

We barely heard it over the boos

Holy crap - for one earth-shattering moment I thought Coolio had done it.
Ulrika, the woman who made me change my mind about 4x4s, took BB's crown on Friday.
And only in England, can the 'yoof' of today actually boo a winner. The only remaining woman in a house of 5.
A sorry, sorry sight.

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

Not so Cool

As Michelle was booted out of the Big Brother House in a surprise eviction on Monday, Verne mused 'why are all the women leaving?', to which Ulrika glumly retorted 'ask the men'. She refers, of course, to the fact that nominations for eviction from the reality TV house over the last 3 weeks have been largely dominated by the fairer sex, leaving only our Swedish 4 x 4 and LaToya Jackson left, amongst what can only be described as a tribe of men.

Now, having watched bits and bobs of this years celebrity ego-fight, its not unfair of me to say I wasn’t expecting anything very insightful to dribble out of Michelle's mouth in her interview with Davina.

But she did note how otherwise polite and respectful men like Terry and Tommy, were turning into monsters when joined in force by Coolio - 90s gangsta rapper and woman disrespecter extraordinaire. Not one for even bothering to pretend to look a good-looking girl in the eye, this man has spent every waking minute manipulating the men with injections of untreated testosterone, and toppling the women one by one.

Early on Lucy left, after bravely standing up to him during a task where she was forced to spend 24 hours in a small area with him, pretending to 'pap' the garden. Things turned from bad to worse for the model, as Coolio prodded and prodded and prodded in annoyingness and disrespect until she broke.

So, what's left? A bunch of men quite bereft of female company or companionship. Even the rapper himself told Big Brother he 'felt sorry' for Michelle - a woman he had tormented for her entire duration in the house - when she left. Perhaps it is no wonder this man is quite simply - alone. Let's hope the other men grow some balls and stop limpeting themselves to him.

Thursday, 8 January 2009

You must be thinking of someone else

So. Do we believe her? It-girl Hilton reckons she's put out with just two guys her entire life.

And one of those guys just happened to leak a tape of their naked sweat tangle. Unlucky.

Now, I'm all for a believing her if she thinks that this disclosure will make us think more of her. But does it really matter? Do we judge her for how many guys we think she's done the truffle shuffle with, or is it just because she didn't bother to get smart about anything?

The Simple Life was a classic example of a girl we know must have brains (look at her Granddaddy...), who plays the dumbass because she thinks it looks good.

I would venture that we judge her for that - not for her promiscuity or otherwise.

Remember Britney? Turns out she made more than fuck eyes with Timberlake for many years after promising us all she's remain pure until marriage.

And look what lying to the media did to that skank...

Saturday, 16 August 2008

Criminal Justice - Drunk on Duty

As highlighted by this superb article by Zoe Williams, the recent case of a rape victim receiving only 75% of the usual compensation given to rape victims highlights the incompetency of our justice system to understand that rape is rape. There is no grey area when it comes to drugging someone and raping them. Frankly the 100% £11, 000 is mildly insulting as it is, bearing in mind there is 25 levels of criminal compensation for which they pay out from £1,000 to £250,000.

As the victim herself said, it is not a crime to drink- it is a crime to rape.

This brings to mind many a debate on CIF where the odd hound dog trolls along with a 'who's in the wrong' list. According to such men, women on a night out should be prepared to expect unwanted attention if she wears something revealing. So ladies - no short skirts if you don't want to be raped, please. Or if a girl's gotten so pissed she can't be 100% that the guy who bought her drink didn't drug it, well, that chick's just glutton for punishment eh.

Society really needs to wind it's neck in when it comes to rape. No woman deserves this violation to her human rights. The vast majority of cases go un-reported, or un-solved. For any justice system to give less weight to such cases when alcohol's been consumed is a disgrace.